Sometimes, you don’t need a whole ass for a whole lot of time.

The nose ring isn’t cutting it and you need a donkey that won’t give in to your bull-headed show steer who’s dragging you, and everyone else, down. We get it.

Enter … the Pearce Donkey Company “Rent An Ass-istant” option. Rent your ass for $250 per week, with a 2-week minimum. Less time than that isn’t recommended, so it’s not offered. Sorry, not sorry. An attitude adjustment takes time — we’re looking out for you, here, new friend.

Pick up and drop off in southwest Oklahoma. Pre-pay. Contracts enforced. Check out the drove, here.